This man knows how to ride a Segway
This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
Why cook meth when theres coffee
Why is this not taught universally.
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"